GL: Christmas

[Ron Rogers]

Dear Freddie,

I'm going to get you subscriptions to the NYT and the WSJ. Hopefully, next
year you will be better acquainted with the world economic crisis. I am at
the top of the world. Therefore, I have had to cut back on elves. Besides,
you already have a nice boat.

You just take care of your boat and be glad that you don't have to maintain
the commuter's varnish. If you're lucky this year, I'll give you a case of
lube oil next week.

Better luck next year,
Santa
P.S. My elves are available this Summer for fiberglass waxing at $60 per
hour. Write me a note.

-----Original Message-----
From: fred

Dear Santa,

Here is what I want for Christmas:
http://www.tug44.org/tugboats.trawlers/yacht-dolphin/

Thank you.

Fred
Tug 44