[Humor] Market Research

[KCI - Kevin Feenan]

A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered 
by a young woman with three small children running around her.  
He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and when 
she agreed, he asked her if she knew his company, 
Cheeseborough-Ponds.

When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products 
was Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product. When 
asked if she used it, the answer was "yes."  Asked how she
used it she said, "To assist my husband and I in 
conjugal matters."

The interviewer was amazed.  He said, "I always ask that 
question because everyone uses our product and they always
say they use it for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate
hinge; but I know that most use it for conjugal matters.
Since you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you
use it?"

"Yes, we put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out."